Just to make you laugh!!!

[PinkySchultz]

I just got this in an email and I thought it was hilarous.. it so reminded me of Chris... I hoep you laugh too!!!


EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS-DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors

[Shayna]

I love it!!!......lol :p thanks for sharing! :D

[Kelly1Mickey]

That was cute...thanks!

[Heather333]

HHHAAAAAA!!!! I love it.

[Lacey]

I love it! Sean could so benefit from those classes!

[Muffie]

I love it! Sean could so benefit from those classes!


I love it! :)

Where can I sign Dick up? I am sure that in my group of friends, I can find the requisite 8 guys! ;)

[tiffani]

where can i sign my stepfather up??

[MusicCityGirl]

I can so relate. My husband and I have been married almost 10 years and he still does many of those things. My dad use to **** my mom off a lot when he forget to refill the ice cube tray. She fuss at him and I would think gosh its just ice cube trays. Geesh! Well the first year we were married I remember going to the kitchen to get something to drink and the ice tray was empty and I immediately yelled at him for it.

I stopped myself and said out loud "Oh my god I have become my mother." LOL

[fmil0625]

Men of all age groups could benefit! :D

Thanks, loved it!

[kyzmit]

Where do I sign him up?

[Vixen]

i think mine could only use half day classes. He does most of that already lol. Its like living with monica from friends sometimes. rofl

[kyzmit]

i think mine could only use half day classes. He does most of that already lol. Its like living with monica from friends sometimes. rofl

Can I borrow him for a couple days? My house could use some serious cleaning :p

[Vixen]

Can I borrow him for a couple days? My house could use some serious cleaning :p

sure but be careful he will put u to work. lol. i remeber the first time i stepped into his appt, i was like are u sure you live here by yourself. i felt so bad i went home and cleaned from top to bottom. Man his house was cleaner than mine. ouch :(